Egyptology Enthusiast Pillows

Ancient Egyptians on the subway.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Archaeologists find the ancient tomb of Tutan-Carmen-Miranda - a mummy with a bunch of fruit on her head.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Somebody got some sun.'

The Mummy's curse

Physician tending a mummy.

Ancient Egyptian Bird.

'This is a warning about a curse.'

'You think your son's is bad? You should see Jimmy's tomb. Clothes everywhere! Oh, Laura, it's not easy raising the dead.'

'Bugger!'

'Back in five minutes'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Flock of Mummies

"The internet is down again."

"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."

"It's hard to tell but I think you have toilet paper stuck to your foot."

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'