Egyptology Nerd Pillows

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sphinx Food

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

The Mummy's Purse...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Bugger!'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I think this one's more recent."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Mummy Shrink.