Ancient Egypt Explorer Gifts

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

The Great Larrynx

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

Mummy Charmer

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tourists in Egypt

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Camel'

In udder de Nile

Mummy Beggar

Pompeii restoration project.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Yasser Arafat

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Painted into a corner.

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"I have a bad feeling about this."