Ancient Sea Explorer Gifts

Although jet propelled for the last 100 million years, the earliest squid used a more primitive form of propulsion.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Horror movies

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

Boat wedding.

Tourists in Egypt

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Gladiator.

'I wish I was creative'

"Life after death"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Dollphins

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Souvenirs.

'Thar she blows!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Mummy Beggar

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

Painted into a corner.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"