Ancient Worlds Explorer Gifts

'Im culturally deprived. Both my parents are classics professors, and I don't know a think about TV, movies, sports and popular music.'

Pyramid Pull-a-Long

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Gladiator.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Life after death"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Goddess

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Souvenirs.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Pompeii restoration project.

Mummy Beggar

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Euripides

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"