Ancient Civilization Explorer Gifts

'...and it must be self-fiancing.'

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'This is not what they told me at the job fair.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Ancient History section of a library with stone tablets for books.

Egyptian Bowlers.

"Have it say, 'Help Wanted'."

'It says, 'our civilization reached greatness, but due to gridlock it collapsed'.'

"Amazing how these ancient civilisations understood the mysteries of the universe"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Has anybody turned in civilization by the name of 'Atlantis'?"

I hate it when the pharaoh goes camping.

"Finshed already Hadrian?"

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Painted into a corner.

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

Secrets of the Pyramids

Pyramid scheme

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Tourists in Egypt

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Zeus's Caddy

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'