Civilization Explorers Gifts

The Great Leap Forward

'Teenagers!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Ruddy bloggers!

Cossack dancers

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Zeus's Caddy

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Euripides

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Switchback Playground.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Painted into a corner.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent