Civilization Explorer Gifts

Cavemen and taxation

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

The experienced backpacker.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Travelling

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The Witches Discover The Wok

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tiny Visions

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.