Civilization Explorer Gifts

Cavemen and taxation

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The experienced backpacker.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Oymoticons

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Travelling

Tiny Visions

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Stonehenge Explained

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."