Colonial Empire Explorer Gifts

British Soldier in India

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The Great Leap Forward

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Desert Island Mishap

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cometh the Cow!

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.