Colonial History Explorer Gifts

The Accession of the Queen of India

Rudyard Kipling

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"...it's another metal detector."

Gone Fishing

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Peace in shackles.

Conspiracy Theory Books

William Bentinck

Robot Attack in Bath

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Don Giovanni

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.