Historical Explorer Gifts

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Thor Heyerdahl crossing outer space in a balsa wood raft in order to prove that early people first reached the moon by that method (based on his Kon Tiki expedition)

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

A rest by the way

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"And it's now the 4th largest landfill in the state."

Tourist

Easter Bunny Island

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Tourists in Egypt

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Life after death"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Scarpia's Palace

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Souvenirs.

Gone Fishing

Progress?

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Peace in shackles.

Rudyard Kipling

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Robot Attack in Bath

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird