Explorer Of The Past Gifts

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

"It says 'Ignore the hieroglyphics. It's all gibberish'."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The Lost World: You are Here

Those Were The Days

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Life after death"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Peace in shackles.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Yonder

Robot Attack in Bath

Conspiracy Theory Books

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.