Past Explorer Gifts

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Historical memory is on life support.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Life after death"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

The Gladiator.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Souvenirs.

Tourist

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."