Past Explorer Mugs

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Historical memory is on life support.

Ancient Racing

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Tourists in Egypt

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

The Gladiator.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Life after death"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Tourist

Souvenirs.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'