Ancient Explorer Mugs

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

it's not on my wife's grocery list

Upside down pyramid.

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

No doubt it was made before man learned to count.

Playing Pyramids

Egyptologists see computer in tomb.

'It's an ad for a DFS sale - 'Offer must end soon'.'

The Mystery of the Pyramids

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."

Pyramid Tours

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

Word Of God

"That must be Economy Class."

'This escalator is undergoing essential repairs - Please use the steps to the right. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.'

'There must be an easier way to move big rocks.'

Souvenirs.

'It says it all, just the same as we saw it ten years ago...still not finished.'

Egyptian Tomb TV

Sphinx Mystery

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

It appears to be a "list of things to do today."

Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundred of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But now one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is ... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one.

"Life after death"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing