Explorer Of The Past Pillows

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

"It says 'Ignore the hieroglyphics. It's all gibberish'."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The Lost World: You are Here

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Peace in shackles.

Yonder

Conspiracy Theory Books

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Robot Attack in Bath

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"