Past Life Explorers Pillows

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The Final Selfie

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

The Suite Hereafter

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Going Down?

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking