Colonial History Explorer Prints

The Accession of the Queen of India

Rudyard Kipling

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Gone Fishing

"...it's another metal detector."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Peace in shackles.

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

Conspiracy Theory Books

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

William Bentinck

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Robot Attack in Bath

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Cinematic Heroes of the Terror Wars

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Don Giovanni

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."