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Conspiracy Theory Books

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

At the Museum

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Cossack dancers

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Scarpia's Palace

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

The Great Leap Forward

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Peace in shackles.

Rudyard Kipling

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Robot Attack in Bath

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

New around here?

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Don Giovanni

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Bon Voyage

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"You must stop digging up the past."