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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Cossack dancers

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Zeus's Caddy

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Euripides

Painted into a corner.

Switchback Playground.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Promised Land Signpost

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.