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'I'd say it's a very recent mummy, since it's wrapped in duct tape.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Gladiator.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Life after death"

The Great Leap Forward

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Painted into a corner.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."