Ancient World Explorers Gifts

'What a stupid game. Who's going to want to play THAT?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Great Leap Forward

"Life after death"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Gladiator.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Painted into a corner.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Conspiracy Theory Books

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'