African Explorer Gifts

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'The Tour-Operator will be back next Tuesday: There's $10 for each of us if we pose for the tourists'

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tourists in Egypt

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

The Gladiator.

"Life after death"

Souvenirs.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Camel'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Europe on $5000 a day.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

Yasser Arafat

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Julius Caesar