African Explorer Mugs

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'The Tour-Operator will be back next Tuesday: There's $10 for each of us if we pose for the tourists'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tourists in Egypt

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

Souvenirs.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Camel'

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Yasser Arafat

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

Europe on $5000 a day.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'