Amphibian Explorer Gifts

Tadpoles

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Physician tending a mummy.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Alien Snowmen

Frog in the puddles.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Tourists in Egypt

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Frog flirting.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Life after death"

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Way too much tongue!"