Amphibian Antics Gifts

"Wow. Those self defense classes are really paying off."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Can I have flies with that'

The Goalkeeper

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Romantic Frogs

Ricochet

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."