Amphibian Watching Gifts

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

TSA Noah

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'