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'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

Frog flirting.

TSA Noah

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'