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"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Frog flirting.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

The Goalkeeper

Crocodile

'Can I have flies with that'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs

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