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Toad Rage

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Alien Snowmen

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Frog flirting.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Shoot For The Moon

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"