Amphibian Adventurer Gifts

Toad Rage

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Alien Snowmen

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Frog flirting.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Shoot For The Moon

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Crocodile

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"