Amphibian Lover Gifts

'Since you ask, I'm here to have some warts removed.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Of course I love you, ... I just don't want pollywogs."

Frog Family Selfie

'Oops, sorry!'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'This is the bit I hate, choosing names for them all!'

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"I guess I'll go jump in the shower."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"