Amphibian Lovers Gifts

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Can I have flies with that'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Frogs