Amphibian Lovers Gifts

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Can I have flies with that'

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor