Amphibians Admirer Gifts

Frog snooker...

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

'Can I have flies with that'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Thug life on safari.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Way too much tongue!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs

Old Frogs' Home

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'