Amphibian Enthusiasts Gifts

"I thought you were on the pill."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Hey, waiter, there's a soup on my fly..."

'I fell off my stool...'

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

'Do you want flies with that?'

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Do me next."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

'Can I have flies with that'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"