Amphibian Enthusiasts Gifts

"I thought you were on the pill."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Hey, waiter, there's a soup on my fly..."

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

'I fell off my stool...'

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

'Do you want flies with that?'

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Do me next."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Can I have flies with that'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"