Amphibian Admirer Gifts

'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'

Frog

Frog in photo booth, photos go from egg,tadpole to frog

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Okay, why are we praying for this class? We can jump for free whenever we want."

Frog awkward moments,

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

'I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side.'

'I sprained it playing cricket.'

'Okay, I'm not a Prince, but you're no Princess either.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Frog's Dinner

"In the beginning, there was discontent... Wow, it's darn cold up here — I had no idea it was going to be this darn cold..."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"I agree he doesn't look much like a king, but I think he'd make a great president."

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"You know, I never wanted to be the one on the table. But I'm not too fond of being on this side either."

Entangled Frigs

"Way too much tongue!"

A frog answers a phone

Wet frog

'I'm sorry sir, but this is the non-croaking area.'

'Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I eat only performance enhancing bugs.'

'I don't have a sore throat kiddo: I've always had a croaky voice...'

Reptiles and amphibians.

"I hate when they start 'speaking in tongues' around here."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Yes, you're definitely all bull frog!'

Frogs That Live On Carbonated Lakes.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'