Amphibian Admirer Gifts

'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'

Frog

Frog in photo booth, photos go from egg,tadpole to frog

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Okay, why are we praying for this class? We can jump for free whenever we want."

'I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side.'

'Okay, I'm not a Prince, but you're no Princess either.'

'I sprained it playing cricket.'

Frog awkward moments,

'Ate another bee, tough guy?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I hate when they start 'speaking in tongues' around here."

Reptiles and amphibians.

'I don't have a sore throat kiddo: I've always had a croaky voice...'

'Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I eat only performance enhancing bugs.'

'I'm sorry sir, but this is the non-croaking area.'

Wet frog

A frog answers a phone

Fearless Frog Part 10

No caption. (A fish crawls out of a fish bowl at the end of a line of animals showing the progression of evolution).

"You're right. I should have expected slimy characters in this place."

Frog Hopscotch.

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

"Way too much tongue!"

Entangled Frigs

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"In the beginning, there was discontent... Wow, it's darn cold up here — I had no idea it was going to be this darn cold..."

Frog's Dinner