Amphibian Appreciator Gifts

'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'

"...and then, you see, next mother's day, I won't get one single card!"

'There's no fly in my soup.'

'I got custody of the kids.'

'How about some barber shop harmony?'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'