Amphibian Enthusiast Gifts

Frog Office

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Alligator drinking gator aid.

Frog-mother and tadpoles out for a walk.

"Thought of any names yet?"

Frog

"Why so tense?"

'You'll always have trouble with your knees, Mr Smith, unless you learn not to hop!'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Frogs in Bath

'I'm worried: He doesn't have any warts...'

Frog with teeth.

'I though you were on the pill!'

'A French restaurant has just opened nearby: That could explain the mysterious disappearances of our friends!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog jumping over a puddle.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'It's hard to be tied to water by necessity.'

Big frog in a small pond.com

I heard that Larry croaked.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"It's OK, I don't need a babysitter. My kids will be safe in this jar: let's go and party!"

"For the last time, I have never been in a throat and I resent being asked about this!"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

"No! For the last time I do not want to play leap frog!"

"We're all in the process of croaking, son."

"That's the first thing that leaps to mind."

Frogs Reinventing Themselves During A Mask Mandate

"Oh yeah, between birds, snakes, lizards, bats and French people, it's a dangerous world out there!"

"So I said, how high?"

"Maybe I'm paranoid, Marty, but ever since I've had the kids, I can't help but feel we're being watched."

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

"I haven't eaten in three weeks. This must be a 'No fly zone'."

"I'm afraid the frognosis doesn't look good...you're gonna croak!"

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."