Amphibian Fan Gifts

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog with an umbrella.

'I'll have the soup of the day, and please, make sure there is a fly in it...'

Frog Flycatcher.

'Yeah, but they really keep the flies down.'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

Frog burger bar: 'Flies with that'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Do you like my new sandals? They're open-toad."

Full throttle axolotl.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wolf Karaoke

Frog flirting.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Meow"