Pun-loving Amphibian Fan Gifts

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Meow"

'Can I have flies with that'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Frog Flycatcher.

"Do you like my new sandals? They're open-toad."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Frog with an umbrella.

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Fish-losophy

Fish Workout

Full throttle axolotl.

Whale Pattern Balding

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'I'll have the soup of the day, and please, make sure there is a fly in it...'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'