Animal Banter Fan Gifts

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

"The unlucky lemming"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'