Animal Talking Cartoon Fan Gifts

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'