Pun-loving Amphibian Fan T-Shirts

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Meow"

'Can I have flies with that'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Frog Flycatcher.

"Do you like my new sandals? They're open-toad."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Frog with an umbrella.

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Full throttle axolotl.

Fish Workout

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'I'll have the soup of the day, and please, make sure there is a fly in it...'

Propriety

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'