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"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Krill, baby, krill."

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Prawn Shop

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Whale Pattern Balding

Fish-losophy

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

Whale Whale Whale.

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'

"Okay, from now on when I say we're twins I'll clarify that we're not identical twins."

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

"She's my sole mate."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...