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"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Prawn Shop

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

"It's a chatter bait."

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'

"Okay, from now on when I say we're twins I'll clarify that we're not identical twins."

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

"She's my sole mate."

Whale Whale Whale.