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"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"

Whale with a fish eye.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"No conifering, please."

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Whale Pattern Balding

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Fish-losophy

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"Oh, great... they say they all have headaches."

"I'm Eggspecting."

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

This fly is doing the backstroke

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."