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Fishing Lake.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

How evolution was inspired by children

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Whale Whale Whale.

"It's a chatter bait."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Fish with Human Trophy

Fire Exit

Whale with a fish eye.

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.

'Another foreclosure.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

Wild Wild Salmon

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."