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"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

being watched over his shoulder

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"You have sewage between your teeth."