Funny Fishing Fan T-Shirts

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

Fish mobsters.

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'