Amphibian Appreciator Pillows

'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'

"...and then, you see, next mother's day, I won't get one single card!"

'There's no fly in my soup.'

'I got custody of the kids.'

'How about some barber shop harmony?'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Crocodile

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Way too much tongue!"