Overwhelmed Amphibian Appreciator Pillows

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

Pets.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Frog Baby Names

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Romantic Frogs

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'We should have removed that sign.'