Overwhelmed Amphibian Appreciator Pillows

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Pets.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"Way too much tongue!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Frog Baby Names

Romantic Frogs

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Ricochet

Old Frogs' Home

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

'We should have removed that sign.'

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?